Warsaw — The Christmas Mouse infestation at JB’s Furniture is wrapping up. His 12 days of Christmas Markdowns are coming to an end on December 24th at high noon when, according to sources close to the Mouse, his plan is to mark down a regularly priced item valued at least $1,000, down to just $99.
The Mouse has been found by customers on many occasions; however, have all refused to reveal it’s whereabouts to JB.
The Mouse has related to anonymous sources his gratitude for all of the customers who have come in and searched for him, and wish all a Very. Merry. Christmas.