JB’s Furniture Finds ‘Christmas Mouse’ Infestation — Mouse Selling Furniture Below Cost
Warsaw — JB from JB’s Furniture on Center St., Warsaw, has recently discovered evidence of a “Christmas Mouse” discreetly moving about the store, apparently on a mission to mark down furniture throughout the store, that has values of up to $1,000, for only $99, during the final 12 days leading up to Christmas!
The mouse has been so bold as to post his mission on Instagram, and Facebook, and according to anonymous sources, will be posting daily clues as to his whereabouts, and what he has, unbeknownst to JB, marked down to $99 that day.
According to the Mouse’s media posts, he will be stationed on a different item each day starting on Dec. 13, and selling an item with a $399 to $1,000 value for just $99. It appears the Mouse’s key goal is to help 12 lucky people have a very Merry Christmas with a tremendous bargain under their tree.
JB’s Furniture will be open every day throughout the Christmas holidays, and it is rumored the mouse will be saving “the best for last”, on Christmas Eve Day at 9 a.m., someone will find him on an item with a retail value of $1,000. If JB doesn’t catch him first!